A nun leaves the convent one morning to go play golf with her brother. She returns to the convent that evening, and the Mother Superior asks her how her day was. "Oh, horrible, Reverend Mother," she says, "just horrible." "What happened?" Mother says. "Well, while I was golfing, I took the Lord’s name in vain." [...]
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Have you heard this nun joke? (Don’t worry, it’s pretty clean…)?
Posted by Admin on May 31st, 2010
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2 Comments »Can you fail being a nun?
Posted by Admin on May 30th, 2010
im writing a book. is it possible to be part of a convent trying to be a nun but get kicked out?
So these Nuns at this convent are told by the priest that there was a case of gonnereah going around the conve
Posted by Admin on May 29th, 2010
the convent…one of the nuns says,"Oh Thank-God! I was getting so sick of that Chardonnay!…lol…
A nun and Priest lol joke =]?
Posted by Admin on May 28th, 2010
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he [...]
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