I want to be a nun but I don’t want to join the catholic church. I want to be a nun because love isn’t worth all the hype and I don’t believe in waiting for prince charming. I would rather serve God. Is there something out there where you can take binding vows? My chruch [...]
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Can an abbot (male) preside over a convent of nuns (female)?
Posted by Admin on May 11th, 2010
I am wondering if this has EVER happened or if it is against the laws of the Catholic church.
Have you ever been attacked by the Nun-ja – the Catholic ninja?
Posted by Admin on May 11th, 2010
The Nun-ja are a little-known, all-female branch of the Catholic church who study the ancient martial arts of Japan. They wield razor-edged rulers instead of katana, and instead of just killing you with an icy stare they have shuriken hidden in their wimples. They sneak into atheists’ rooms at night and slip host into their [...]
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1 Comment »Polish police evict rebellious nuns from convent — What Next?
Posted by Admin on May 8th, 2010
Polish police evicted several dozen black-clad nuns from a convent in Poland they had occupied for more than 2 years in defiance of a Vatican order. Armed police officers jumped over the fence guarding the convent because the nuns barred the gate & locked themselves inside the building where they held hands & sang religious [...]
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